ON THE 248nd DAY GOD FINALLY GAVE IN AND ALLOWED FOR THE LICENSING AND PRODUCTION OF THE OFFICIAL JESUS SANDALS BY THIRD PARTY DESIGNERS.

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BONUS "Walk on Water" video: