STUPID HEADLINES 050717
It’s time again for
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| The guns do need to have a silencer |
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Yale grad students' 'hunger strike' apparently involves eating when hungry – And if that doesn’t work, they will hold their breath until they feel discomfort.
Wild Boars Go on Rampage in Iraq, Kill Three ISIS Jihadists – This almost made the Feel-Good story of the week.
United cremated giant bunny without her permission – If I was still doing a find the fake news story, I would definitely choose this as the fake…it’s real.
Bacteria-laden mosquitoes unleashed in Florida to combat virus – Somehow this does not sound like a very good idea!*
Colorado animal sanctuary kills all its animals - sanc·tu·ar·y: a place of refuge or safety…maybe not!
US has not found 'one dollar' of drug lord El Chapo's assets – Another Madoff client?
High school senior doesn't have date for prom, she takes Harvard acceptance letter instead – Acceptance to Harvard is better than a date with a pimply faced 18 year-old any day.
Kansas City Catholics banish Girl Scouts and their cookies – The heck with the cookies, who are the Kansas City Catholics? If that is a minor league baseball team, I find the name offensive. Do they wear funny Pope hats on the field?
Bombay Sapphire Gin recalled after bottles discovered to contain 77 percent alcohol – After a couple of shots of 77 percent (100 proof is 50%) I’m pretty sure I couldn’t recall anything!
'DWTS'' David Ross' dance partner farts in his face – One, two, poof-poof-poof.
Library fines too stressful for Harvard students – If library fines are stressful, how the heck do these kids make it through final exams?
*Actually, the unleashed mosquitoes are sterile males that do not bite. They will hopefully mate and the eggs will not hatch…them scientists are pretty slick!
The Feel-Good story of the week:
Canadian Crowd Belts Out U.S. National Anthem When Mic Fails – “Oh Canada”…we love ya!
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