EVERYTHING Shall Taste Like Bacon!!!

Would You Like A Tall Frosty Glass Of Bacon-Ade?I have invested in bacon...To be specific, Woot.com had bacon salt for sale, so I bought three bottles, one of each flavor variety.Pretty soon I shall have bacon flavored eggs, bacon flavored vegetables, bacon flavored watermelon, bacon flavored popcorn.All foods shall taste of bacon, and life will be good.